Joebo's Superman T-Shirt Blog

Here’s a very dumb looking Superman t-shirt. I know it’s a children’s shirt, but what’s up with the rainbows? Any kid wearing this t-shirt to school would be beaten to a pulp within seconds. This shirt belongs in a landfill or in a fire…

Here’s a tacky Superman t-shirt from 1999. What does race car driver Jeff Gordon and the Man of Steel have in common? The answer is nothing. A galaxy saved from what? A Superman race car? This shirt doesn’t make any sense.

Here’s a Superman t-shirt promoting Superman peanut butter from 1981. That’s right, you heard me… Superman peanut butter. As you might guess, this product didn’t stand the test of time… it’s not because people didn’t like Superman, but because the peanut butter tasted like chunks of Krypto’s dog shit. Check out the wacky television commercials below.

“Tell me the secret of Superman Peanut Butter!” “NEVER!!!!!” Why is Superman willing to die over a jar of shitty peanut butter?

I love that the guy didn’t give two shits that Superman appeared out of nowhere and gave him a jar of peanut butter in a parking lot. Maybe Superman gave you that jar of peanut butter for a reason, asshole!