Joebo's Superman T-Shirt Blog » Super Dumb Superman T-Shirts

Superman Breaking Brick Wall T-Shirt

joebo — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:49:20 +0000

Sorry, about the wall...

Here’s a funny Superman t-shirt where Supes is really happy breaking down a brick wall. He’s faster than a bullet, has the ability to fly and can even turn the world backwards! But breaking walls = SUPER FUN!!! WHEEEEEEEEEE! The drawing sort of has the Jack Kirby 3D thing happening.

Superman Punks/ Golden Turd T-Shirt

joebo — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 19:28:18 +0000

Superman Party T-Shirt

Here’s a strange Superman t-shirt… I think it’s from the 1980′s. Why does Superman want to party with Punks? And why is he beating the crap out of golden turds?

Anyway, Happy Holidays from Superman T-Shirt.com

Horrible Superman 3 T-Shirt Design

joebo — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 01:39:51 +0000

Worst design ever!

Wow! This is one of the worst designs for a Superman t-shirt that I have found so far…

This iron-on is from the 1983 movie, Superman III. Not only, was the Superman III movie terrible, but the design for this iron-on t-shirt looks even worse. Even the head shot of Christopher Reeve is bad. He looks like he doesn’t even want to be on this crappy shirt!

Christopher Reeve’s expression looks like he’s bored or he’s waiting for a bus or something… Too bad this design didn’t blow up with the rest of planet Krypton.

Insert head Superman T-Shirt

joebo — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 01:37:07 +0000

Insert your head here...

Here’s a dumb item….

A Superman t-shirt that just features the body of Superman.
Superman’s neck is in line with the neckline of the shirt so that the wearer’s head appears on Superman’s body.

Why would I want to become a real life Superman Bobble Head?

Super Cleavage Superman T-Shirt

joebo — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 02:48:12 +0000

Here’s the Superman S-Shield made up of entirely of cleavage… or should I say Super Girl S-Shield. This shirt has white trash written all over it.

Superman rainbow T-shirt

joebo — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 19:40:12 +0000

Here’s a very dumb looking Superman t-shirt. I know it’s a children’s shirt, but what’s up with the rainbows? Any kid wearing this t-shirt to school would be beaten to a pulp within seconds. This shirt belongs in a landfill or in a fire…

Jeff Gordon Superman T-Shirt

joebo — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 20:16:28 +0000

Here’s a tacky Superman t-shirt from 1999. What does race car driver Jeff Gordon and the Man of Steel have in common? The answer is nothing. A galaxy saved from what? A Superman race car? This shirt doesn’t make any sense.

Superman Peanut Butter T-Shirt

joebo — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 22:39:44 +0000

Here’s a Superman t-shirt promoting Superman peanut butter from 1981. That’s right, you heard me… Superman peanut butter. As you might guess, this product didn’t stand the test of time… it’s not because people didn’t like Superman, but because the peanut butter tasted like chunks of Krypto’s dog shit. Check out the wacky television commercials below.

“Tell me the secret of Superman Peanut Butter!” “NEVER!!!!!” Why is Superman willing to die over a jar of shitty peanut butter?

I love that the guy didn’t give two shits that Superman appeared out of nowhere and gave him a jar of peanut butter in a parking lot. Maybe Superman gave you that jar of peanut butter for a reason, asshole!

Pittsburgh Steelers Superman T-Shirt

joebo — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 15:02:44 +0000

Way back in 1974 the Pittsburgh Steelers won the Super Bowl. To celebrate, they decided to use Superman’s shield to create this crummy 70′s t-shirt.

Superman Sound Effects T-Shirt

joebo — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:49:32 +0000

Ok…. I don’t get this. Why would I want or need sound effects like “KA-POW!” or “KRAKK!” on my Superman t-shirt. I also like the fact that the makers of this shirt decided to put the name “Superman” in a word bubble just below the one of the most famous logos ever created.