Joebo's Superman T-Shirt Blog

Here’s a tacky Superman t-shirt from 1999. What does race car driver Jeff Gordon and the Man of Steel have in common? The answer is nothing. A galaxy saved from what? A Superman race car? This shirt doesn’t make any sense.

Here’s a Superman t-shirt promoting Superman peanut butter from 1981. That’s right, you heard me… Superman peanut butter. As you might guess, this product didn’t stand the test of time… it’s not because people didn’t like Superman, but because the peanut butter tasted like chunks of Krypto’s dog shit. Check out the wacky television commercials below.

“Tell me the secret of Superman Peanut Butter!” “NEVER!!!!!” Why is Superman willing to die over a jar of shitty peanut butter?

I love that the guy didn’t give two shits that Superman appeared out of nowhere and gave him a jar of peanut butter in a parking lot. Maybe Superman gave you that jar of peanut butter for a reason, asshole!

Way back in 1974 the Pittsburgh Steelers won the Super Bowl. To celebrate, they decided to use Superman’s shield to create this crummy 70′s t-shirt.

Ok…. I don’t get this. Why would I want or need sound effects like “KA-POW!” or “KRAKK!” on my Superman t-shirt. I also like the fact that the makers of this shirt decided to put the name “Superman” in a word bubble just below the one of the most famous logos ever created.

If Super Girl had a big chest on a t-shirt, I’d say, ”And the problem is?” but in this drawing, Superman’s chest looks like it is about to explode! Man, the artist who illustrated this t-shirt really sucks the bag at drawing. Superman’s chest is way too big compared to the rest of his body, and his head is too small. Superman looks like he is doing steroids.

This Superman T-shirt has Superman with his 1990′s long hair. Dc Comics was so stupid in the 90′s trying to ”update” Superman to Generation X, Superman had long hair and Clark Kent had a ponytail! As we use to say in the 90′s, ”This sucks ass!” and so does this Superman t-shirt.